This entry is also known as, “a blog entry to give the opportunity to all lurkers of this blog who are just waiting to pounce on me and all BiKyoers because that’s the only reason for their existence.” (And because… the truth will hurt. hahaha )

1. This clip was posted by wloi at the Comments section of the entry before this one. Credits go to her and all of those indicated on the video:

Those who depend only on certain English websites probably don’t know this, but most of those who were at the Saitama concert last 18 July and heard this statement had the impression that Rain currently has a girlfriend and that girlfriend is that ex- that he has been talking about since 2008. Do take note that the translation on this clip was done by a Korean and it was a direct KOR-ENG translation.

2. Curiously, on the other side of BiKyo, quite a number of articles on Song Hye Kyo came out yesterday talking about her Taiwan trip from way back April 2010. If you only depend on certain English forums/sites, you would think that they were only discussing her fresh look. But actually, most of the articles about this old event were talking about how she never mentioned her so-called boyfriend in any of her interviews on that trip (even if he was the leading man on that drama that she was promoting, if I may add) and the Korean media and netizens are now wondering if the rumors about them breaking up are true. Of course, AM Entertainment denied it, but I don’t count that because, hello, it’s AM. We have yet to her what her side says on the matter. And when I say ‘her side’, I meant SHK herself, not Eden 9 or whoever. (Come to think of it, is she still with Eden 9?)

Five years ago today, I did something really insane and saw Rain in the flesh for the first time. I haven’t reinstated my sanity since then.

Funny, though, I re-read that entry and thought, “WTH, I said those things about him??” I was a new fan and I was still high, so yeah. And in all fairness to Rain, I really didn’t find anything to criticize him with at that time. Nothing that I could remember, anyway.

I’m now rummaging through my old entries to find out when exactly was my AgentP-BiKyo anniversary. I do remember, the very reason why I started this Agent P business, though. It wasn’t because I love BiKyo, in fact, I think my belief only became stronger the more I researched and wrote about them. The truth was, I started writing about BiKyo because some forumer whom we fondly called “Lady Voldemort” (because she is someone whom we much rather not name) accused me and my blog at the old Soompi of spreading lies about Bi and SHK the exact line was, “fabricating stories and theories about Rain and Song Hye Kyo in this blog thus giving false hope to the Bi-Kyo fanatics”. The ridiculous thing was, I never even wrote anything that ships BiKyo at the time. I did mention SHK a few times, but only in reference to Full House and some comments she said about Rain. Because Lady Voldemort’s accusation was so hilariously ridiculous, I decided to piss her off some more and ship BiKyo on my blog. Then I met Winnie and everyone else from BKF and the rest is history. So fellow BiKyo believers, you have Lady Voldemort to thank for it.

PS: I think this Lady Voldemort is still lurking in this blog and has even commented a couple of times.

PPS: I am back-reading my blog and noticed how much I’ve been dropping the, “I am partial to not-so-cute-at-first-sight men like Rain and Hyun Bin” a lot in the olden times. Who would’ve thought, huh?

PPPS: Found my AgentP-BiKyo birthdate. It was on March 1, 2006. I don’t remember if I was already AgentP at the time, though. All I know is that the name came from Bambiina of Soompi.

I’m supposed to be working my ass off trying to finish my 20 annual audit reports. Instead, here I am posting my usual over-analyzing nonsense.

This fancam was from Rain’s ZEPP Love Tour in Fukuoka last 25 June, which happens to be his birthday (in case some of my readers don’t know).

Credits: DC/ratoka9 at YouTube

What caught my attention from this short clip is that instead of the usual Happy Birthday song, the background music was When You Wish Upon A Star. If you are old enough to know the earlier Disney classics, you would know that said song is from the animated movie Pinocchio, plot of which can be found at Pinocchio’s Wiki page where I spent a good 30 minutes reading and getting amused at instead of working on my deadlines.

Yes, this blog entry is pointless. I actually don’t know why I blogged about it.

I was Googling for some Song Hye Kyo news articles when some links caught my eye. Apparently, someone - I wouldn’t say “some people” because the comments were obviously written by just one person using various internicks - has been telling the entire internet universe - those who might care, anyway - to go and visit my blog because this blog has been spreading rumors that H2 broke up which was eventually picked by the Korean media.

I would like to announce that said person is NOT in any way connected to Agent P’s Headquarters. I never employed anyone to promote this blog to as many K-entertainment websites as possible to obtain more hits and earn AdSense revenue. I’d like to thank him/her - “it” - though, for the unsolicited free plugging. And also for believing that Korean media cares about what some non-Korean netizens say about their stars. I never believed that, myself.

Back to your regularly scheduled programming.

I decided to bring back the red theme for this blog to match my new header. (Why this header? Because I like this header. Period.) This header image will be retained for the entire month of June only; I will revert back to the rotating headers next month. June is World Cup season, anyway, and although I’m not rooting for Korea - make that I’m not rooting for any team in particular because I’m not a football fan - I decided to adapt the Reds theme since the two people on my header support the Reds.

Why I had to write that long paragraph to explain my blog’s layout, I have no idea.

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I’ve already said it earlier, and I’ll say it again. Agent P and her apparently-not-so-ridiculous-Ring-Thesis do not take responsibility for this photo that came from bnt news:

I also don’t take responsibility for the fact that Rain decided to flaunt the ring on his left ring finger this time. Although I do want to thank him for saving me the time and energy trying to catch what’s on his left hand, and the Korean press for doing the zooming on our behalf.